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Robin Willims - Golf (full version)

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The funniest clip of his I've ever seen!
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Tark Blarb (1 year ago)
The closed captioning is freaking out lol
Donna Lee Jones (3 months ago)
Rachel maddow
Nellie K. Y. L. (4 months ago)
"HOOOOLLLLEEEEEE" = music lmaoooo
Kathi McGough (4 months ago)
Tark Blarb Turn it off. Press the vertical three dots in the upper right hand corner, then click captions.
Roman Kurylo (6 months ago)
Free bird
Barnesy1301 (8 months ago)
"EIGHT DAYS FUCKING TIME!!!!" At the top of his lungs!
Alexander Hortynski (1 day ago)
I miss this guy so much. RIP Robin Williams. You are sorely missed.
Ray Loveall (2 days ago)
This was from Live On Broadway. You need to hear the dialects about 10 minutes before the Scottish. He does Japanese, French etc. with perfection and is so funny. Best stand up ever!!!
finnian peralta (2 days ago)
Channeling billy
pushkaruefa (5 days ago)
There was SO much content in 5 mins!
HEAVYWALL 70 (6 days ago)
So satisfying
star808360 b (7 days ago)
Lmfao I love Robin Williams!!!! We miss you Robin!! Our love, Aloha, and Mahalo for all the joy you brought to our Ohana (families)!
paolahtina (17 days ago)
F*** NO! Xd
Wedgenut Tanker (21 days ago)
He would be much funnier without all the swearing, I am not a prude I have done my share of swearing and regret it every time.
John Sweeten (24 days ago)
Any Scottish savy peeps care to translate those first few lines in the beginning? Been searching for years! Lol literally
Dick Danger (1 month ago)
At 1:30 he says "whack away at it with a tire iron" . golf started in 15th century Scotland , tires weren't invented until the late 1800s.
Tharon Schultz (1 month ago)
The world misses his genius greatly
Joshua Brooks (1 month ago)
Robin definitely was one of a kind. I just wish he could've gotten control of his demons.
AuzzyP 93 (1 month ago)
Still one of my favorite stand up jokes and comedians of all time.
Nelson Zhao (1 month ago)
What a man. As a huge golf lover this is absolute gold!
Christian Johns (1 month ago)
and the points are backwards
Marco Difruscio (1 month ago)
RIP Robin
jasobres (1 month ago)
This was the very first full stand-up special I ever watched! It was so exhilarating to watch Robin go wild with every routine and doing a thousand different accents and drop so many f-bombs and s-bombs. Not to mention how sweaty he got throughout the performance!
Bill Morton (1 month ago)
Pure comedy genius !! This is one of his best !! We all love and miss you !!
Little Stick (1 month ago)
Robin Williams is a genius hes Brilliant I hate that he died
ironfae (1 month ago)
Greatest golf routine of all time!!!
DgsTube46 (1 month ago)
So sad
Barnet Fc (1 month ago)
Not funny at all will never get the American humour
Mason Kissel (1 month ago)
Robin is so funny...but, his filthy language was always over the top !
Hagop Catchatoorian (2 months ago)
18 f**king holes
revinevan87 (2 months ago)
Turn on the CC when he speaks Scottish
Justin L. (2 months ago)
One of the greatest bits of all-time...
Ram Believer (2 months ago)
If you want a linguistic adventure, go drink with a Scotsman. Cause you can't understand him before. You land in Scotland, "Dude la in way. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. begin yeah. Fuk yah born la bored. Lick la luck in yeah. Sure. Fook yah. Sure eh? Creeks luck on the floor butt yeah eh. Oh sure. You dumb fookin bastards. You realize i'm here." And then you realize how drunk they get. They wear a skirt, and not care. And all they can invent is a sport like golf, "Here's my idea for fookin sport. I knock a ball in a golfer hole." "Oh you mean like pool?" "Fuk off pool. Not with a straight stick, but with a fuk up stick. I whack uh ball, and goes in a golfer hole." Oh, you mean like croquet? "Fuk croquet. I put the hole hundreds a yards away. Oh fukin yeah. It's great fun eh." Oh, like a bowling thing? "Oh Fuk nooooo! Not thing? I put shit in a way like trees and bushes and high grass, so you can lose your fukin ball. Then go whacking away with giant iron. Whacking away with each time you miss like you are about to have a stroke. Fuk! That's what we'll call it. A stroke. cause Every time you miss, you feel like you going to fukin die. Oh fukin! This going to be brilliant. Straight at the end, I'm going to put a flat piece with a little flag - to give you fukin hope. But then I put a pool and a sand box to fuk with you balls again. I'll be there trashing your ass, jerking away in the sand – ah-ha.” And you do this one time? "Fuk no! 18 fukin times." There you have a sport! The manly sport of golf, where you can dress like a pimp and no one will care. Where even a blind gay man would go, “Oh, dear Christ! Those are loud, this is not carnival! What the fuck are you on?” Even the alligators going, “Ass hole!” And you get in there – It’s such an exciting athletic sport, too: whack the ball, get in the cart, whack the ball, get in the cart. And the commentary’s electrifying. Just aside of curling for really getting me going. “We’re on the third green now. Could people be quieter, I’d like to hear the grass grow.” I want the guy who does Mexican soccer to do golf one time. “The ball is rolling, the ball is going to the… Hoooooooooooooooooooole! Oh lay!” Just to see all those ol Washington motherfuckers go: “Oh, dear Christ! My God, they’re not gardening, they’re playing now, oh, shit!” What the hell we gonna do?” Because that was their last domain of dominance. It was their area. They were the king, up until Tiger! Yes! Son of a black man and a Thai woman; not even a German geneticist could’ve thought than one up! Black athletic ability, Buddhist concentration; Chi-Thai. ki-toi. bu-toi. Crouching putter. And then he goes to the British Open, and he plays at St. Andrews, where they fucking invented the sport. And after the 4th round, he’s 18 under par, and there’s only 18 fucking holes. And all the old men going, “Oh, my God, we’re doomed! How did he learn to play? We wouldn’t have let him join. Dear god.” And they start having nightmares of golf carts going: [Beat Box Bass] Yo, yo, yo, I’m playing through Whether you’re gentile or a Jew Purple Beats, motherfucker!
ch ma (2 months ago)
;)
SMT Artshow (2 months ago)
I’m crying, Both because I’m laughing from the stand up but also cuz I miss Robin so much 🤧
Itsalgud1 (2 months ago)
Best description of golf ever!😂😂😂
Steven L (2 months ago)
I wish I was dead to
Steven L (2 months ago)
Wish I was dead to.
FelisTerras (2 months ago)
Godbless, Robin, and Godspeed. You left too early, but have given us more than we could have ever wished or hoped for. Also...I'm working on a Golf Course, sad to tell. And you were so 100% right
Dopesmoker42020 (3 months ago)
Robin Willims R.I.P
Flarbargason (3 months ago)
Sigh... the candle that burns twice as bright burns out twice as fast...
Dusters s (3 months ago)
The spike Milliganimal said golf was a walk ruined. https://youtu.be/aSdO-0tf_ek
Deathcall 760 (3 months ago)
😂😂😂 I'm pissin myslef of laughter 😂😂😂😂
zatchfan202 (3 months ago)
*OH DEAR CHRIST* Those are loud! This is not carnival What the fuck are you on!
Brant Geeves (3 months ago)
No doubt in my mind he is doing Billy Connolly here
Color Cuber (3 months ago)
Rip
a great actor, but his stand up comedy isn't very funny
George Vreeland Hill (3 months ago)
God ... please bring back Robin Williams.
EddieRay VanLynch (3 months ago)
Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole!!!
Corey Messick (3 months ago)
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit...
The Memes of Destruction (3 months ago)
I miss Robin Williams :(
WarpRasengan (4 months ago)
Greeny sent me here
atx0025 (4 months ago)
Rest In Peace. One of the greatest comedians of all time and hands down a top 5 scene of all time for comedy.
Daniel Landry (4 months ago)
Between Robin and rodney
Richard Bowman (4 months ago)
Robin you are so missed there never will be another like you
Susan Hudson (4 months ago)
This man was a genius. We were blessed to have had him in our time.
Adam Bestler (4 months ago)
Yo yo yo, I'm playin' through, whether you're a gentile of a Jew! Pebble Beach, mother-
duanmcinnes (4 months ago)
Robin at his best clarity
Robin Williams also made a hole on one. his club was a rope.
last name ford (4 months ago)
Fuck
Iggy Moyano Jr (4 months ago)
Thank you ! Lord for YOUR blessings in the form of Mr. Rubin Williams . True. Hummer & Life . bless him father , please .
John Eyer (4 months ago)
Robin Williams still a legend.... gone but never forgotten...R.I.P
Corey Messick (4 months ago)
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.
Myra Beth Little (4 months ago)
The only other comedian that's ALMOST as good in Dave Chappelle and Ron white but this is the ONLY bit/s that make me ROFL. I wonder if he has cocaine in the water bottles cuz you come down after 10 Mins and chase it forever
Martin Taylor (4 months ago)
I'm from Glasgow born and bred and without a doubt this is my favourite Robin Williams skit.He gets it.. we're all nuts to people brought up on English... he understood:Scottish is The first derivative of English.If you think that's tricky... try Gaelic...... "fuck no, we put shit in the way"man was a genius of comedy.. Rest in Peace Robin, you lit up lives:Thankyou Captain.
Dominic Deluca (5 months ago)
i wonder who he stole this from. you guys know he was a joke thief, yeah?
Jesus Christ (5 months ago)
FUCK CRO-KAY!
Bill Huber (5 months ago)
Tried golf for 1 yr. Took 5 YRS off my life . WOW !!! 😂😂😂😂
setheurovision94 (5 months ago)
Was Robin speaking actual English during the Scottish parts? If so, I'd like to know what on earth that was lol
niceguy217 (5 months ago)
Nobody could explain things like Robin Williams...nobody!
Keith Purdue (6 months ago)
When addiction meets creativity. Like a volcano that will erupt until the pressure is gone. Robin, a Genius. Addiction, fissures and lava flow. Piss-poor analogy, but accurate. He created an unmatched style, regardless of his human problems.
TheNESviking (6 months ago)
fuck noo! 18 fuckin times!!
Chee Kiat Teo (6 months ago)
Seen this years ago but still cracks me up! What a legend.
Dan Peter Barlag (6 months ago)
morsomt
Caleb Collier (6 months ago)
1:20 1:06 1:03
Gregory Clay (6 months ago)
swearing turned me off i like the guy though
LeonBelmont (6 months ago)
This shit is so fucking funny im dying 😂
83BallroomBlitz (6 months ago)
FUCK NO! I'D PUT SHIT IN THE WAY!!
Jared Lowey (6 months ago)
Who knew this beloved comedian would take this own life?
Vange 9435 (6 months ago)
Pure Comedy Genius R.i.P. Robin Williams truly one of a kind.
Minnesota Nice (6 months ago)
rip
H L (7 months ago)
Such talented comedian, and sadly missed. Thank you for being such a great performer, who brings so many laughter to this pathetic world.
Christopher Edmans (7 months ago)
Truly a comic genius. R.I.P. Robin Williams
Funky Monk (7 months ago)
One of the greatest comedians ever, RIP Robin, I know how you felt...
Shin Malphur (7 months ago)
How can Americans not understand Scottish?! They get more understandable as they get drunk
Stephen Garvin (7 months ago)
a chair is where you sit
US Windows & Bath Planet (7 months ago)
how many water bottles did he drink
Juggernaut (7 months ago)
Impossible not to laugh even if you've seen it 50 times.
Christoffer Halfvards (7 months ago)
Damn i miss him alot! Genius
SaberTag (8 months ago)
Correction: Here is the origin of golf: Dude 1: *sloshed* Hey...dude...imma take this ball...and this stick....And I'm gonna hit the ball through some chunk's window. Dude 2: *also sloshed* Dude....Do it.
BlazeLionheart (8 months ago)
"Oh and you do this one time?" "Fuck NO! 18 fucking times!!"
conall carpenter (8 months ago)
Fuck bowling
Bryan Hilton (8 months ago)
Best piece of stand up. Ever.
Your Host Edge (8 months ago)
FUCK OFF POOL! NOT A STRAIGHT STICK, DO IT WITH A FUCKED UP STICK!
Syphax Søren (8 months ago)
The number of water bottles on that table is impressive
Tala Arezoumand (8 months ago)
4:42 did robin Williams actually create dabbing??
Fucking Weirdo (8 months ago)
FUCK CROQUET!
Julia Nastasi (8 months ago)
This has to be one of my FAVOURITE AND HILARIOUS VIDEOS EVER!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Eric Vega (8 months ago)
i wonder what he did he couldn't forgive himself he finally admited death is your only punishement,,,its the only thing i can think of,,he was rich he had a family he had rich friends he had a rich life,,to throw that away,,it had to be an unimaginable amount of guilt in his heart...death was the only way...
Matt Simon (8 months ago)
love it
ninja viking otaku (9 months ago)
This...this is why Robin Williams will always be my favorite comedian. Requeasta em pachi you beautiful bastard
gokoloko27 (9 months ago)
*Robin WilliAms
Seminole51 (9 months ago)
The day this routine becomes unfunny, just end me... God he is missed.
John Rodriguez (9 months ago)
The comedian I’ve tangibly laughed the hardest at, such a loss of a brilliant mind, RIP
MTheChequeGuy (9 months ago)
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE! 😂😂😂

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