With kind permission from Daymon Patterson
Youtube Facebook Twitter, it's your main man Daym Drops, back again with another Super Official Review. Can you dig it baby? And I know you can.
Hey listen, man, and you know what it is.
Let's see what's happening. You know I had to get bacon. You know what I'm saying? Slide that down there. Uh-huh, slide that top back. Oh, isn't that cute. Oh-hoo!
Tight, brother, tight.
Let's go in, players.
I'd better bring you all in for this action. Man, listen. Crispy bacon. Mean seasoning. Bacon, cheese. How's that crust looking? That crust -- it's not -- it doesn't look extra crunchy, but it looks like it has possibilities. Look at the little cute little pizza sign right there dead smack in the middle. Pizza.
Where is the rest of my pretzel-shaped butter cookie, is what I want to know. Why -- Why is it all broken up on the inside, man? Like, let me bring you in on this. All right? You see what's happening right now?
Um-hm. The cheese is just wrapping itself around me like a king cobra. So I've got to do this quick, players. Now that bacon is right there at the bottom. I can't lie to you. That bacon is dead right. Um-hm. Crispy bacon. I told that boy extra-crispy bacon, he did extra-crispy bacon.
Alright, hold on, time out. CVS they smell like gym socks, B.
Let me just go ahead. Look at the little -- the little cute slices. Look at -- look at -- look at that. This is when you don't want to go too hard, you want something to hold you down. Ho! Hot! Hit that, hit that.
Now the cheese itself, for my particular taste, I only like mozzarella cheese on my pizza. Mozzarella cheese on a burger: for some of you, you might love it. I like it. Love it? Mm. Like it? Yeah. The bun is right. The meat is extra juicy, and knocked out most of the fat by getting steamed. Just that cheese is throwing me for a loop-de-loop.
Be ashamed of yourself, you taste so good, boo. That basil. That extra crispy bacon. And that oh-so crunchy crust. Oh, and you're buttery too, oh you're buttery. What's wrong with you? Come here, come here. Mm.
Oh, man. Let me hit these things. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, these things are foul. Oh, shoot. Ugh! Oh, jeez. I can't get that taste out of my mouth.
Er, I'm just going to give the burger a four. Yeah, on a one to five, Ted's steamed cheeseburger gets a four from big Daym.
If I never have those cookies again another day in my life, even if there was nothing else on the world to eat, it would be too soon. Those cookies on a one to five get a negative two, a negative two.
One a one to five -- Famous Pizza on a reopening scale, baby -- you're getting a four and a half all day from your boy. I like it. It's personal. It's intimate.
If you ever go to your local CVS and you ever see those cookies on the shelf for any type of holiday, leave them on the shelf, please.
Hat's off to the chef inside Ted's steamed cheeseburger spot, baby. Wo!
It's your main man, Daym Drops, I'm out of here, baby.